FAT CHILDREN TOOK MY LIFE....

So when I first heard the theme for this month I immediately thought of this song, "Fat Children" by one of my all time favourites, Jarvis Cocker.  Fat children picking on some tall, lanky guy for fun sounds like a problem to me....

I thought I'd just share this song with you here...

...oh how I love Jarvis!

Lyrics, for those of you like me, that can  never fully work out what the singer says....

Fat Children, Jarvis Cocker

Last night I had a little altercation
They wobbled menacingly
Beneath the yellow street light it became a situation
Well, they wanted my brand-new phone with all the pictures of the kids and the wife
A struggle ensued and then fat children took my life

Fat children took my life
Fat children took my life
Fat children took my life

Well, some passers-by took me to the station
The police force was elsewhere,
putting bullets in some guy's head for no particular reason
So I died in the back of the cab
but I'll be back to haunt them
This thing does not end here
My spirit walks the streets of Tottenham

Singing:
Fat children took my life
Fat children took my life
Fat children took my life

Oh, the parents are the problem
Giving birth to maggots without the sense to become flies
So pander to your pampered little princess
of such enormous size